Preservative

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-Old man: “But im not dead yet!”

-Corpse collector: “Oi, he says hes not dead!”

-Son: “Dont worry im sure he’ll drop dead in a moment..”

-Old man: “i think ill go for a walk… i feel happy! feel happy!”

And so on….

Being zombiefied will improve him. Provided he is not smiling, as he is embalmed/mummified.

Having his brains hooked out through his nose probably wouldn’t make him much worse.