Realignment

July 15, 2013 Steve 5 Comments

5 Comments

Just kicking them? I remember a MUD where some people bought whole litters of puppies or kittens and set them all on fire to lower their own alignment. Ah well, I guess if he spent a whole week just kicking them it might be the equivalence of merciful immolation. Yeah. I’m seeing how this Abcadron knows how to get things done. If he’s just kicking them the puppies would last longer. Maybe he even set up some kind of spell or magic item to automatically kick those puppies so he could use his time for something more important? Because he’s obviously a genius. I can tell from the hat.

Don’t forget those canny eyes. They’ve seen a lot. They KNOW a lot.

…do eyes know things? Whatever. They’re genius eyes.

Also the beard. So luxuriant! So dignified! Clearly the beard of a true sage.

The thing about kicking puppies is that you can kick the same puppies over and over again, whereas immolation is kind of a one-shot deal.

DISCLAIMER: The author of this webcomic does not condone the abuse of actual puppies or indeed any other animal. All puppies harmed in the making of this comic are strictly notional.

Will they have a currency based on kittens?