Victuals

February 27, 2015 Steve 6 Comments

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What is the point of being a minion of evil, if you have to WORK for a living?

Don’t put up with revolting work. Start revolting!

Part of it’s probably to do with limited employment opportunities in other sectors. Plus, it’s a choice between toiling as a minion for an evil overlord, and toiling as a serf for the local lord. Drudgery is universal!

And a necromancer employing lich lord does have a few more means at his disposal, to incentivise the work force, I guess.

I guess, they follow the mantra of following the greater of two evils.

“A job for life… and then some!”

What spiffy hats they have! Nothing says “promotion” like a jauntier hat!

They’re certainly moving up in life.

Crawling on up the food chain, as it were!