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Peasants of the world, unite!

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What does an Evil Overlord fear more than a mob of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks? A mob of organised angry villagers with torches and pitchforks! Show solidarity with your fellow disgruntled commoners with this vintage-style torch-and-pitchforks design, available in an array of colours.

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Greetings, brave adventurer!

Rumour has it that the fabled Dungeon Grind store has recently unsealed, and all manner of fabulous loot lies within! Your quest, should you accept it, is to venture forth and avail yourself of those glittering treasures.

No need to bring me two dozen dire wolf pelts or anything like that – the store accepts PayPal and suchlike sorcerous payment options, and I wouldn’t know what to do with that many pelts anyway.

Not only will you end up covered in glory, you’ll end up covered in stylishly-wrought apparel – including the Quest Crest shown above, universal symbol of impending adventure!

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